super soaker

Remember the joys of Super Soakers, especially the very first time you fired one off? Magic, right??? I remember feeling like a super hero!

Check out what this former Nasa dude built. Watch the video…and all the things this massive water cannon destroys!!! Now I want one!

So now the question: who’s gonna build this for me? Where my Qualcomm engineers at??? If you click the video’s YouTube link, you can see the assembly instructions in the video’s description. Or just GO HERE.

So seriously, who’s building me this???