It’s the least-visited country on earth, an eight-square mile speck in the middle of The Pacific. No one goes there. Randy did. From being threatened by a crazy dog, trapped inside a Japanese WWII prison cell, and being detained by the Nauru government, it’s safe to say this turned out to be one of the wildest trips to date—with surprises around every corner. This is part one of a two part series on the island you’re not supposed to talk about: Nauru.